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Off Mic Episode 03 5 Aug 2026

Twelve minutes of nothing, on purpose

Hosted by Noor Haddad

We put twelve minutes of an empty hotel corridor on a podcast feed and waited. Forty one people wrote in. This is what they heard in it, and the one complaint we think was right.

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Off Mic

Twelve minutes of nothing, on purpose

Episode 03 · Noor Haddad · 5 Aug 2026

33:16 New this week Cue in the strip
Second Draft

A rewrite that took nine years

Episode 13 · Ivo Brenner with Salome Achterberg · 29 Jul 2026

52:48 Transcript ready Cue in the strip
Ground Truth

The map that got someone lost

Episode 07 · Tunde Bakare with Marguerite Vy · 22 Jul 2026

1:12:04 Correction attached Cue in the strip
Hold Music

Nobody agrees on the pause

Episode 42 · Dev Raman with Priya Nandan · 15 Jul 2026

47:35 Transcript ready Cue in the strip
Second Draft

We shipped it wrong on purpose

Episode 12 · Ivo Brenner with Kenji Ohara · 8 Jul 2026

1:04:20 Transcript ready Cue in the strip
Hold Music

The four seconds before anyone speaks

Episode 41 · Dev Raman with Rosa Iglesias · 1 Jul 2026

58:12 Transcript in progress Cue in the strip

The feed, newest at the left

Six episodes end to end, oldest at the right.

0:00:00 of 5:28:15

Off Mic 03 Twelve minutes of nothing, on purpose

03Off Mic Twelve minutes of nothing, on purpose33:16

13Second Draft A rewrite that took nine years52:48

07Ground Truth The map that got someone lost1:12:04

42Hold Music Nobody agrees on the pause47:35

12Second Draft We shipped it wrong on purpose1:04:20

41Hold Music The four seconds before anyone speaks58:12